I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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