The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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