You're completely useless in the revolution.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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