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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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