Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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