yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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