so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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