But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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