I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
