you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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