Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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