I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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