all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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