The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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