Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Randomize
