Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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