I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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