we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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