Dual....:-)
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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