Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Randomize
