i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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