TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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