Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Is Oprah even human
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I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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