so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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