He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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