Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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