I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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