is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
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I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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