How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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