Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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