Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
These tits shall not be calmed
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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