if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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