i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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