oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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