how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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