we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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