Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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