Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
