just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
The adults are the big ones right?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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