Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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