Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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