So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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