Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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