We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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