Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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