I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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