physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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