Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
oh god the rape fog is back!
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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