your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I think i got beer on your cat.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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