We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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