why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The Olympian is in my bed
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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