the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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