i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The feeling are messing with the penis
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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