Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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