Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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