Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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