: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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