I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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