All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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